No clue what to call this.

Hey. I'm Emily.
I'm from England.
I like food and my bed.

Jul 25
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via omniscientraven)


accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via omniscientraven)


shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

intrinsic-fallen-angel:

solarflamehomicide:

I am literally crying

OH MY GOD

THIS IS MAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL I’M CRYING

(via omniscientraven)


Jul 24

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

(via riverbluewild)


celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via doubleohwho)


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

breadsticks

(via spockdarlin)


waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

(via spockdarlin)


aryamlady:

movies watched in 2014 → star trek: into darkness (2013)

“My crew is my fmaily, Kirk. Is there anything you would not do for your family?”

(via spockdarlin)


pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(via spockdarlin)


robotmango:

sometimes i think about castiel and all the fuckin junior league demons he has to fight. do you think he ever gets irritated with that? like imagine you are a grown-ass adult man minding your business and you keep getting called out to fight by punk third graders. these demons are brand new they barely remember the declaration of independence. they’re giving castiel all kinds of shit trying to start something and castiel is like, give me a break, i babysat the fuckin dinosaurs

(via spockdarlin)


thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

(via elifcrazyinlovewith1d)


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